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Joke of the Day

"Three Men Walk Into A Bar The bartender then says... ""How'd you guys get in here?"""

"Jeez make one joke about putting cyanide in someone's food and suddenly they don't want you to cook for them anymore"

"I would tell you a gay joke... Butt fuck it"

"What file does a Knight store his music on? A **MIDI**-val file."

"I'm a journalist. My paper asked if I would write an article about bukkake I said ""I've got it covered""..."

"Was surprised when my son came out the closet yesterday... I didn't think he could break through that lock."

"One day, I made instant coffee in my microwave. I nearly went back in time. - Steven Wright"

"What is Justin Beiber's favourite Hozier song? Take me to Christian Bell."

"What's common between a bungee jumper and a hooker? If the rubber snaps, you're screwed"

"What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's."