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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head? From a distance they look like hares!"
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"What is the most ironic thing a Jew can say? I want to be cremated."
"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? full"
"Why is the Mississippi so wide? Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse."
"What did the pillow say when it fell off the bed Sheet"
"How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza"
"After 5 years of marriage. After 5 years of marriage I found out my wife has 2 incomes, hers and mine....."
"ok so, imagine star wars but instead of space it's brooklyn n uh instead of cool space guys, it's lena dunham complaining about stuff"
"What did Santa Claus say when Mrs. Claus asked him for the weather? It's rain, dear!"
"[The Price Is Right] Bob Barker: what do you think the price of this washing machine is Me:*lips firmly pressed to mic* Right"