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Joke of the Day
"What does ISIS call wine snobs? Zinfandels!!!!!!"
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"A surprising number of people, even in 2010, lack the depth perception to sit in the right airplane row on the first try."
"Q: When Do You Hurt a Midget? When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!"
"Cop: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Me: SCARLETT JOHANSSON"
"Why did Kim Jong Un have so many books? Because he is North Korea's great reader."
"What should you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle? Wipe it off."
"My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos."
"Clickbait... ... it works everytime!"
"What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A worm in a fur coat !"
"How do trains from different countries understand each other? With a trainslator"