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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you put semen in a bat? Abasement."

"My IQ test results just came in and I'm really relieved. Thank God it's negative."

"It's cute to think of a nun saving up her nun allowance and then buying a cross or extra bible or something."

"What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."

"Eric Clapton So over the years Eric Clapton has developed an aversion to Microsoft and prefers to use hardware made my by Apple instead. Why? Simply because Windows killed his child."

"A farmer goes up to another farmer and says ""if you can guess how many chickens I have... ...I'll give you both of them."" TL;DR: OP is a fag."

"What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs? A couple of steps closer to their final destination."

"Why can't a T-rex clap? Because there extinct."

"if ignorance is bliss then racists must feel like they're always on heroin."

"I started breeding pygmy malamutes, and I gave one to my SO, but they left me before they saw the puppy. All I said was, ""Hey, you're getting a little husky."""