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Joke of the Day
"What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? ""Where's my tractor"""
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"What do you call twin brothers? A sunset!"
"For some reason, I'm not in The Guinness Book of Records. Even though I was *definitely* the first person ever to touch my penis."
"What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless"
"asked my little bro for a couple of chips... he brought me three, said 2 were a couple and the third was my side chip"
"I remember when peer pressure was all about drugs and promiscuous sex. Now it's Fitbit and who has the best gluten free recipes."
"Today's so hot it was offered a lucrative recording contract even though it can't sing"
"What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman? Their criminal record."
"What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church? a retarded gorilla"
"Once upon a time there was a Chinese man and a Chinese woman Look how many there are now"