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Joke of the Day
"What language do bugs in the Middle East speak? Scarabic"
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"What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!"
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? I don't think Bush did a cow..."
"There is a drink called sandy It's a watered down manhattan."
"What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries? Fibbinouchie."
"Yo momma's pussay is like the white house: No bush, and there's a black guy in there now."
"guy at work: ""good weekend?"" me: [in next toilet stall] ""please leave me alone"""
"Who is the richest painter? Manet."
"why is Peter Pan always flying because he neverlands."
"What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad? Urine trouble"