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Joke of the Day

"What did the Alabama State sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times? The worst case of suicide he has ever seen."

"""Are you sure this lawyer is good?"" Yeah, why? ""He pronounced sue like sway"""

"Vagina jokes are not funny Period."

"For me sex is like a game Single player"

"Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal? He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal? Why won't you just text him?"

"I used to think Paul Walker was Gay Turns out he's flamming"

"Introducing my girlfriend to the family Me: This is my girlfriend Jane Jane: Hi Wife: What the fuck"

"What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through? Oh God, not the B's!"

"*uses blood from wounds to write my killer's name on the floor* I...will be...avenged. NO! BAD DOG! DON'T LICK THAT! DADDY NEEDS JUSTICE!"

"What did the boy scout do that the jewish boy couldn't Come home from camp"