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Joke of the Day

"What did the Alabama State sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times? The worst case of suicide he has ever seen."

"How is a picket fence like a mini skirt? They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view."

"LOOK A UFO! Quick, grab the worst camera money can buy."

"Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission."

"My Dad got a new Lexus for my Mom this Mother's Day. He says it's the best trade he's ever made."

"My wife is a psycho, this tweet isn't a joke its a cry for help."

"When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs? before 15:30 ... ^I'll ^show ^myself ^out"

"I've done a lot of volunteer work for unwed mothers. Just helping them get their start."

"What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F.B.I."

"What's the difference between meat and chicken? If you beat your chicken it dies."