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Joke of the Day
"For me sex is like a game Single player"
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"Late to Fight Club Was late to my Fight Club last night so I missed the intro rules. I love Fight Club, I'd highly recommend Fight Club."
"Golfer Adam Scott's wife had a baby today It was a cesarean But he didn't make the cut."
"BBC News: Being obese can cut your risk of dementia... Hold on, lets rephrase that: ""Fat fuckers are less likely to forget where the biscuits are kept"""
"English is weird.. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Edit: R.I.P My inbox"
"2 nazis walk into a bar, third one ducks.. just at the reich moment."
"Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge? In a morgue."
"If you've had a lightsaber pointed at you while you were on the toilet you may be a parent ...or your life is way more interesting than mine"
"16 Sodium atoms walked into a bar followed by Batman"
"Are they Milk Duds? Cuz I'm definitely not getting in your van for some stupid Milk Duds."