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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? He's a small medium at large."
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"Life teachings Q: What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in? A: Learning from your mistakes."
"The blonde and the calculator Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."