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Joke of the Day

"""I'll Knock You Into Next Week"" have black mothers invented time travel? Details at 11. #ABCReports"

"Chuck Norris can speak braille."

"Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed? He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep."

"How many pushups can Chuck Norris do? All of them!"

"Been to the hospital to get a mole checked. Apparently they all look like that & I should've just left it in its hole in the garden."

"*suddenly pulls away from kissing* why aren't there any female Transformers?!?"

"Why are Christians so bad at Trigonometry ? They're afraid of sin"

"What's red, 6in. long and my gf cries when I feed it to her? Her Miscarriage."

"stared at the sun to long trying to get my transition lenses to change but forgot I dont wear glasses. major headach now"

"Battlefield calls 911 Battlefield: Hi I'd like to turn myself in for a murder 911: Who's the victim? Battlefield: Call of Duty"