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Joke of the Day

"What do broccoli and anal sex have in common? If you didn't like it as a kid, you probably don't like it as an adult."

"The President of Nintendo Died... The ambulance went WII U, WII U, WII U"

"Did you hear that they discontinued production on the upcoming Chevy Diode? They found it had trouble going in reverse"

"Why did Batman go to the corner store? FOR JUST ICE"

"Why did the jihadi hooker ask for advance payment from her clients? She blew them every time."

"When my upstairs neighbor uses the toilet It's some next level shit"

"I like Gila monsters because they're willing to admit they're monsters, unlike giraffes"

"Hey, bud. Who's Charles Foster Kane's favourite character in Titanic, bud? It's Rose, bud."

"[3 guys corner me in an alley] 3G: Bet you're scared Me: *shows them my wife's credit card bills* 3G: *hand over their wallets* holy shit"

"What's the best thing about a hooker dying on you? Second hour is free."