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Joke of the Day
"Why do dwarfs laugh will running ? Because the grass tickles their balls !!"
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"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists can't change anything."
"*I'm worried about tomorrow* Tomorrow: I'm fine, stop worrying."
"What do you call a far-ranging debate? A mass-debate."
"I wanted to submit a Indian sports joke... But all it got was crickets."
"Eight mexicans drowned in the lake over the weekend. The newspaper headline was ""Ocho Sinko"""
"I wrote a book about my car It was an auto-biography"
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you've got 5 more rounds in the chamber. You'll get that moon eventually. He'll pay for what he did."
"Why should you date a Greek woman? They don't like pulling out."
"So a crazy dog goes to a place where dogs get scanned by a machine and the dog goes crazy and breaks it and everyone is scared. He's inSCANINE!"