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Joke of the Day

"Did you see the video of the guy making out with the lady with the Zika Virus? Yeah, apparently it went viral. I know this is awful, but my coworkers laughed... so I got that going for me."

"I like my women like I like my Building 7. Going down for no reason. That's a conspiracy reference that 9 out of 11 people don't get. It's an inside joke."

"I'm thankful to live in a time where I can use social media without having to use social skills."

"There is no ""i"" in ""stupid."""

"Have you heard about the gay boogeyman? He'll hide anywhere *except* your closet."

"""One of the great mysteries to me is the fact that a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider."""

"Professor Snape caught Harry in the hall after dark and out of NOWHERE Lupin pops out in the hallway to save him. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT"

"Birds that have mating rituals... I bet they just wing it."

"Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf? Because it will go right over his head"

"My Life Sucks... Because my wife doesn't."