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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver? A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out."

"My cat knocked my phone into the toilet so now I have to shop for a new cat."

"Bono and a Lightbulb How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world."

"You call it armed robbery, I call it people giving me gifts to celebrate my new gun!"

"What will latent pedophiles pay a hooker extra to wear? pedo-pushers"

"What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss? Religion."

"Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend"

"Driving isn't about making the moves you want, it's about preventing others from making the moves they want."

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? one can wash their crack and re-sell it!"

"Very little scares me. So does very big."