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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf? Because it will go right over his head"

"What do you mean by being loud? quiet the opposite."

"Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass."

"Hate to be that guy.... ... because he's a dick. Fuck him."

"A guy waved at me and ran over the other day... He said ""oh sorry I thought you were someone else!"" I said, ""I am"" -Demetri Martin"

"What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over? Watch the second half."

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has its claws at the end of its paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."

"Hey white people, remember when we would all watch the Chapelle's Show then immediately change the channel when the rappers came out? HAHA"

"How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers it's a male; if she answers it's female."

"After 30 years of shopping, my wife still has nothing to wear today."