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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the gay boogeyman? He'll hide anywhere *except* your closet."
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"At the rate this year's going so far... I'm probably not going to get that puppy for Christmas."
"*Passing the same coworker in the hallway more than once: Don't look at me, I already said ""Hi"" to you."
"A comedian walks into a bar full of r/historians.. [deleted]"
"My friend wanted to feel like a princess on her wedding day So we made her marry a man she never met in order to secure a French alliance."
"I found a ghost passed out on my stairs last night. He must have been really into the boos! Happy October!"
"The Republicans asked the Democrats what it would take to stop being considered stupid. The democrats said ""Just put forth one presidential candidate who can make a brain surgeon look like an idiot."""
"Why does nobody play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs"
"A lawyer contracts a cold for two hours. What does he have? A brief case."
"I once asked a girl if she smoked after sex. She said ""I don't know, I've never looked"""