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Joke of the Day

"What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow? Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!"

"Why does a white guy go to a brothel? For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel? He's looking for his mother."

"My furnace broke down on me. So I'm having a housewarming party."

"So my uncle is starting a summer camp... It's for kids about to be molested."

"Used to be I got stoned a lot, people called me a stoner. But now I'm older and my kid brother wants to get baked all the time. So what do I call him?"

"Amazon's Prime Day"

"If I was in charge of SWAT I'd change the name to the ""Special Weapons And Grenades"" team just so police would have to radio in for SWAG"

"As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"

"Where do Jewish kids with ADHD go for summer? Concentration camp."

"Why is today a trucker's favorite day? Cuz it's 10-4 GOOD BUDDY!!!"