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Joke of the Day

"Which dance moves are the most sparkling? Congas!"

"What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof? He gets stumped."

"Two Sikhs are fighting with each other on the street... ""I WILL A KILL YOU!"" One says blatantly. ""AND THEN?"" The other bellows while widening his eyes."

"What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake? No whey Jose"

"What did the O say to the 8? Nice belt."

"I was about to tell a DUMB Nirvana joke, but.... NEVERMIND."

"FAKE BREEDS I'VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian"

"saw someone spill their high end juice cleanse all over the sidewalk and now I know god is on my side"

"Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."

"Did you hear about the racist Mexican? He joined the que que que"