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Joke of the Day
"I'll never have a stable job I don't really enjoy working with horses"
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"Tom Cruise's nickname in between the sheets Cruise missile."
"Hold.. Hold.. Hold.. CHARGE!!!!! -Ice at the bottom of a glass"
"What do wives and shingles have in common? if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's."
"A Polish guy goes for eye test. Doctor points towards the last line on Eye Test Chart, S I S Z T R Z T O W S K I Doctor, ""Can you read that?"" Polish guy, "" Read that? I fucking know that guy!!!"""
"Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We're raising mashed potatoes."
"A termite walks into a bar... And asks, ""is the bartender here?"""
"Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment? He kept looking at his hoes."
"What do they call me in prison? Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell"
"What is the square root of 69? Ate Something! (""8 something"", actually 8.306)"