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Joke of the Day
"I'll never have a stable job I don't really enjoy working with horses"
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"""How was your visit to that new therapist?"" ""Waste of time..."" ""...all he did was show me pictures of my parents fighting."""
"Samsung But what did Sam sing?!"
"If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes."
"Couldn't afford a butterfly knife, so I got a caterpillar one. Now, I wait."
"I believe hell approves of this joke How do you circumcise a catholic priest? Kick the choir boy in the chin."
"How do you top a truck? tep on the brake tupid"
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK? One got his head blown off while the other got assasinated."
"Why would you never starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches there."
"It's easier to take Wales out of the EU... ...than it is to take a Welshman out of the ewe."