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Joke of the Day

"Religion is like a buffet. People take what they like and ignore the rest.."

"This is a really offensive football joke... So the defense won't get it."

"I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one."

"People from the food stamp office came by today to inspect our store I hope they didn't make any SNAP judgments"

"Fact: You can burn up to 10 calories a minutes while having sex... Related: Looking for a workout partner."

"Did you hear the one about the chicken and the egg? They were trying to get each other off!"

"How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier."

"How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!"

"Apparently France wanted to change their name after WWII. Unfortunately the name Iran was already taken."

"Why is your mother like the universe? They both create gravity waves when they bang."