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Joke of the Day

"What goes after foursome? Awesome..."

"That kid looks like me. Somebody should warn him."

"I was taken by aliens! I couldn't get away, I don't speak Spanish!"

"Now I'm not saying I'm a good businessman... But I spent $534 million less than Hillary Clinton to not become president."

"What are they going to use to build the wall? The bricks that were shat by people when Trump became president."

"Chemistry joke... I would tell a chemistry joke, but there'd be no reaction."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat."

"I appreciate and am so thankful for all law enforcement officers ...until I'm driving."

"I'm not the male chauvinist one God is, he is the one that made women inferior."

"Why did the salmon cross the road? Cuz it's fucking flooded."