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Joke of the Day

"those fake living rooms at IKEA should have a couple in them trying to assemble IKEA furniture and fighting"

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"It's Cultural Appropriation Day.. O wait the Irish aren't Pussies."
"When I take my drugs on Sundays, I always say ""Body of Christ"" because I'm all religious and shit."
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"""Reddit is a shopping website"" That's what my sister said."
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"What is the scientific term for the useless skin surrounding the vagina? A woman https://youtu.be/8DYje57V_BY"
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