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"""Reddit is a shopping website"" That's what my sister said."
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"What is green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger"
"""Who am I talking to, Ouija BoardTM?"" *S-A-T-A-N* ""Satan, do any boys in my class like me?"""
"Doughnut boxes advertise ""ZERO TRANS FAT"" as if anyone buying a box of doughnuts cares about the nutritional content."
"Oh. Awesome. A gift card. It's like money, but I can only spend it where you thought I'd like to."
"I feel I can empathise with Harambe a lot I too have been shot at whilst molesting kids"
"Terrorists of Reddit, who is the most stupid person you have met in your organization? Don't forget the name of your organization as well!"
"Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris threw a grenade and 50 people died, then the grenade exploded."
"How do you know you're girlfriend is getting too fat? She can fit into your wife's clothes."