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Joke of the Day
"BREAKING: wind. I have just farted terribly."
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"Pro tip: when you have a drug test and they tell you to go to the bathroom in the cup, that means PEE. Always."
"Who likes a good baseball joke? How can you tell if a catcher has the shits? The pitcher got some on his balls. ;p"
"Before I proposed to my GF I asked her father but he was already married."
"A zero and an eight are walking in a desert... and the zero asks the eight ""aren't you too hot with that belt on?"""
"*finally detangles ear buds *plane lands"
"Had a rabbit that would come by every morning. I'd leave a bit of food for him. But he stopped coming one day. Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"I try to stop making jokes about boomerangs. But they just keep coming back at me."
"Reporter: Doctor, what motivates you to care for coma patients? Me: Well, I'm just here *puts cap on Sharpie* to put smiles on their faces"
"Double standars If a woman has sex with lots of men, people call her a slut. If a man does the same, they call him an homosexual."