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Joke of the Day

"In 1974 I helped a man called ""Falcon"" throw a heavy bag into the river.That nite on the news, I learned what it was: 300lbs of used condoms"

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"Shawty dropped to the ground like she ain't got manners There was too much lights for an epileptic girl to handle"
"""Sir you can't bring a whole cake into a movie theater"" ""What if I cut it in half?"""
"I've been to the dentist a couple of times So I know the drill."
"Gary: ""Doctor, I think I'm losing my memory"". Doctor: ""Since when?"" Gary: ""Since when what?"""
"My boss just sent me the heart eyes emoji. Since we're clearly being honest with each other I replied with a monkey with a gun to its head."
"Amsterdam is a lot like the Tour de France. It's just a lot of people on drugs riding bikes."
"A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: ""Show me if what they say about black men is true"". He grabs her purse and runs"
"I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month."
"It's so cute how all the free sandwiches in the fridge at work have little names."