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Joke of the Day

"Why are black people so good at basketball? The core elements of the game are things they have been doing forever. Shoot, steal and run."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Its a trick question... Feminists cant change shit"

"Eating pussy is like going on a roadtrip with your wife You don't want to stop and ask for directions and you dont want to admit that a handheld device could do a better job than you"

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because he was dead."

"Whats the difference between Love and Herpes? Your mother didn't give you love."

"Shout out to all my people with split personality disorder You know who you are"

"Why does Trump secretly want to lose the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house, that's in a black neighborhood."

"Hey you know what will go good with all that beer you just drank? Social media and a camera phone!"

"My girlfriend is amazing, she is a Chinese food chef So shes very Lo Mein-tenance"

"What's another name for a Jew? A sneeze."