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Joke of the Day

"Hey you know what will go good with all that beer you just drank? Social media and a camera phone!"

"Paid a homeless guy $1 for this: What's a pirate's favorite letter? (They will always say ""arrrrrrhh."") Nope, P, it's like arrrrrrhh without a leg."

"I used to be addicted to soap But I'm clean now"

"Riverdance was invented by an Irish family with 7kids but only one toilet."

"Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems? Because they have trouble taking a Wii."

"Donald Trump and I have a lot in common People like him, but nobody knows why"

"Nomenclature is important when courting a lady. For example, ""feminine scent"" and ""feminine odor"" are perceived differently. You're welcome."

"What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !"

"Where do Cows go for parties? The Moovies"

"I wrote an essay once comparing various versions of the Bible. I had to do a lot of cross referencing."