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Joke of the Day
"Hey you know what will go good with all that beer you just drank? Social media and a camera phone!"
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"Found a wooden shoe in my toilet it was clogged saw on last comic standing"
"Why did the shark keep swimming in circles It had nosebleed."
"This article says 80% of men feel confident being naked in front of a woman. Twitter says the rest prefer being naked in front of a donut."
"Got six numbers at the bar last night One more and it would have been a full phone number!"
"Have you guys heard the joke about the airplane? I'd tell it, but it'd go over your heads.... CORNY JOKES THREAD! OP will deliver knee slappers and humdingers!"
"Donald Trump's campaign."
"""Game of Thrones"" author George R. R. Martin joined Twitter this week. He already has 80,000 followers and that's just the cast of ""Game of Thrones."""
"What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7? Samsung Not Explode"
"Q: Why are crocodiles brown and flat? A: Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons."