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Joke of the Day

"Why does Trump secretly want to lose the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house, that's in a black neighborhood."

"Why is Jesus Christ gay? Because he was nailed by guys."

"What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup? You turn off your playstation."

"How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert? Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu"

"My investment plan is to accumulate enough of the bank's pens to offset my overdraft fees."

"Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant? She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed."

"It's a sad day today for Eminem fans. Not for any particular reason, just because their lives are generally very sad and meaningless."

"What do you call a group of guys grocery shopping? Brocery shopping"

"Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor? Their teacher told them not to use tables!"

"The plural of beer is beer, which is very convenient when you are explaining to your wife why you were late coming home from work."