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Joke of the Day
"How did the knight know that his armor was made in China? He found a chink in it."
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"Have you heard about the curator of the Slavic History exhibit? He's forever Russian around, Czeching that everything gets Polished"
"I tried to write a song about a fajita.... But it turned into a wrap."
"One did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? The hallway stinks."
"My town is holding their annual incest competition. I entered my sister."
"""IM GOING INTO LABOR"" -Mexican guy excited to start his first day of work."
"I'm not letting anyone into my head until I've cleaned up the place."
"I'm dressing up as Bernie Sanders for halloween I'm going to take the candy from the rich kids and give it all to the poor ones"
"How come when someone says ""we need to talk"" it's never about ice cream or Star Wars?"
"Descriptivism is the right way of managing the English language, irregardless of what you think."