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Joke of the Day
"What kind of doctors do elephants become? Pachydermatologists"
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"Gay bars have different rules at the pool table... They play balls in hand."
"What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life And you're starting back off at your last checkpoint."
"i never dreamed that little pictures on a screen would feel like friends... yet here i am."
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"Second date tip: repeat everything you said on the first date, word for word."
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"5: let's play the quiet game. Me: Okay 5: ready..? Start. Me: 5: Me: 5: whoever talks first is the loser."
"I'm a vegetarian and when people say to me ""you know Hitler was also a vegetarian"" it always reminds me how many Jews I've been killing"