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Joke of the Day

"You're mother is so stupid... ... She threw water on the computer to put out a flame war!"

"A priest, a little boy, a Rabbi and an imam get into a cute little Nissan car. The little boy says... ... what is this, a Juke?"

"Warning: NSFW Jokes"

"Why did the female warrior prefer the armor smith over the weapon smith? The weapon smith was a bit rapier"

"How do you get Americans to join a World War? Tell them it's nearly finished."

"I would never let my kids go see an orchestra... Too much sax and violins."

"So Porsche released a Jewish Car... The Yom KiPorsche, since the Muslims already had the Porsche 911"

"Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless? They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year."

"A Women' Apology I am sorry, But it was Your mistake."

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Yeah, great food but no atmosphere."