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Joke of the Day
"Why did users stop coming to r/jokes? Because their jokes weren't very funny."
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"Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?"
"isnt it cool how we all accepted that we all know the names of streaming porn sites and didnt ask each other how we knew of them"
"Helped my kid pick out a ""famous past explorer"" for a class assignment. Hope no one else in her class picks Internet Explorer 6."
"What's the difference between life and a prostitute? You have to pay a prostitute to fuck you"
"If you're bored, wear a cape. Then you can be Super Bored"
"Difference Between Thief ? Q: What's the difference between a voyeur and a thief? A: A thief snatches your watch."
"When I was younger, I always heard of people getting robbed at gunpoint. If there's been so many robberies, why do people keep going to gunpoint?"
"1. Read directions on box. 2. Throw box away. 3. Pull box out of the trash 15 seconds later. 4. Repeat."
"New Subway slogan idea from Jared 12 is the new 18"