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Joke of the Day
"If you're bored, wear a cape. Then you can be Super Bored"
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"What do you call an accurate dog? Spot-on."
"Its a wonder how stadiums get so hot When they're filled with fans!"
"Swimming is my favorite recreational activity that's also a desperate attempt not to die"
"Him: I think I'm getting sick. Me: Do you want some euthanasia? Him: I'm pretty sure it's called echinacea. Me: Tomato, tomahto."
"I really hate the word ""subcutaneous."" Idk, for some reason it just gets under my skin."
"Never trust a mathematician with a graph. They're always plotting something."
"Don't forget to wear sunscreen if you go to an outdoor Bernie rally Or else you'll be peeling the burn."
"When someone loves you a lot they will buy you a burrito even when you're not hungry so you can get fat and no one else will love you."
"How did my operation go Doc? Dr ; What? Dr ; Omg I've only got half a colon?"