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Joke of the Day

"If you're bored, wear a cape. Then you can be Super Bored"

"Q: How does an elephant climb a tree? A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up."

"The cat puked under my bed. Cleanup efforts only made it worse. It's time to renew our commitment to developing alternative sources of cute."

"Today I saw a girl wearing camouflage pants. They didn't show her ass very well."

"*cute person sends me a selfie* *tries 897285623895 times to take a cute selfie to send back to them*"

"Why is Rengar so OP? Because E: Bola Strike."

"Why are spectators so happy with their jobs? Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

"Why did Dr Facilier cross the road? He had friends on the other side."

"You can say many bad things about Hitler... ...but the showers joke was pretty good."

"Lettuce is like that friend you only hang out with in a group with other friends. ""Hang out? Who else is coming?Ham? Great. I'll be there."""