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Joke of the Day
"Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?"
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"Kinda miss the Jane Austen era where a man is driven mad by a woman's hand being ungloved & yet oblivious to her heaving bosom falling out."
"Why did Hitler hate juice? Cause it was too hasidic. ^^^I'll ^^^be ^^^here ^^^all ^^^week"
"Chipotle Haiku This chipotle is having a poetry contest for some reason. Here's my haiku: Eating chipotle. They messed up my order... Again I will die alone"
"My friend tried to light a cop car on fire. He threw 99 Bananas..."
"What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed."
"Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion? Because he was a slave to the cistern!"
"*feeds a horse 1 pound of weed *rides off into sunset on my high horse"
"I made a belt out of a bunch of watches, But my friends told me it was a waist of time"
"Lifehack: Make sure you give your child a normal name Me: are you still mad your parents named you ""lifehack""?"