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Joke of the Day
"I do have a swimmers body, he's been in my trunk for days"
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"Just flipped my son off behind his back because I'm an adult and don't get into arguments with 4 year olds."
"What's the difference between a white story and a black story? A white story starts with ""Once Apon a Time"" and a black story starts with ""Y'all ain't gonna believe this"""
"How do you silence an Italian? Cut off his hands"
"My friends & I were taking shots every time Trump interrupted Clinton. My BFF Chad is dead :("
"My boss just informed me that a birthday is not a legitimate excuse to start drinking at 8am."
"Why are liars so lazy? Because they are always lying in bed!"
"I just find that blunt pencils are so... ... pointless I'll find my own way out"
"The West Coast is so last year"
"Told my doctor I would lose 10 pounds in three months. That was three months ago and now I have 18 hours to lose 934 pounds."