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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hooker that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope"
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"What could Boston Marathon Bombers do that Hitler couldn't? End a race."
"one time i went to the bathroom and i didn't know my xbox headset was still on and the other gamers heard me give myself a pep talk"
"[Job interview] ""How would you describe yourself?"" ""I'd use the appropriate adjectives."" ""Anything else?"" ""Over-literal sometimes."""
"What doesn't belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob? Answer: blowjob You can beat your meat, eggs and wife but you cant beat a blowjob!"
"My boyfriend is so bad at tongue-twisters, he can't even say ""I love you"" ONE times fast!!"
"I just heard a beautiful poem... ""I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig, we all dig."" I'll admit it's not a very *beautiful* poem, but it sure is deep."
"What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy Dead People."
"Hitlers gonna hitl"
"If we were on a sinking ship and there was.. Only one life vest... I would miss you so much."