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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hooker that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope"
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"I've worked at my job for 7 years & my boss still hasn't noticed that I only give Magic 8-Ball responses to all of his questions."
"Budweiser is a lot like sex on the beach; It's fucking close to water."
"""Did you remember to take the dog out?"" Ah crap, I forgot [Dog storms in] I sat at the restaurant for HOURS"
"What is the difference between a default subreddit mod and a radical feminist? Nothing."
"How does Darts Vader eat spaghetti? With the force and knife."
"I never know what to do with my hands when I'm at a urinal besides flick the earlobes of the guy next to me."
"How does Dracula eat his food? In *bite* size pieces"
"What are the symptoms of amnesia? I can't remember"
"[me, leaving a funeral] That was fantastic. Let's do this again sometime."