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Joke of the Day

"My boyfriend is so bad at tongue-twisters, he can't even say ""I love you"" ONE times fast!!"

"Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf? In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)"

"What does it take to claim the world record for 'most blowjobs in one hour? You need to be able to blow a lot of guys in quick suck session. ^^^yeah ^^^I ^^^know ^^^it's ^^^lame"

"What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme? Ring Around the Rooooozaaay."

"Have you heard that hilarious joke about Hellen Keller? Neither has she."

"I'll try this here. Let's all come up with a joke, line by line... One person starts, the next adds a line."

"What's a Vice Presidents favorite type of math function? An Al Gore-ithm"

"What do Viagra and Disney World have in common? A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride"

"If two Homeless people are hitting each other with a cardboard boxes... Is it a pillow fight?"

"And for his much awaited stunt, Ku Klux Knievel will attempt to jump 50 bIack kids with a steamroller."