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Joke of the Day
"""pew, pew, pew!"" -me, pointing out seating options in a church"
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"What do you get if you combine your mom and a giraffe? A fat giraffe"
"Deep After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world's problems is that people don't seem to carrot all."
"Need to get up early tomorrow so I've set my neighbor's leaf blower for 6 a.m."
"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots."
"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall ... And smoked a joint"
"I learned a very important lesson at Mount Rushmore. The best presidents were stoned."
"What do tour call a man that is happy after performing oral sex on a woman Gladiator"
"""Look at that speed!"" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. ""Hmph!"" snorted the other. ""You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire!"""
"Peanut butter and jelly don't love each other... but I always find them in bread together."