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Joke of the Day

"I told my girlfriend that brown rice was just white rice with a criminal record... ...she called me a riceist"

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"What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes? That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)"
"My friend told me she's going back to school for Psychiatry... I said: ""That's crazy talk."""
"An old man on went Facebook You'll never believe what happens next."
"Baby, let's configure our hard drives in master and slave position."
"No one is sure how much it cost Coke to sponsor the Paralympics, but it undoubtedly cost an arm and a leg."
"What did the Exponential Equation say to the Linear Equation? Real graphs have curves."
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars"
"Every earthquake is a reminder that you drunk-ate the good granola bars out of the earthquake kit eight years ago and never restocked them."
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