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Joke of the Day

"An old man on went Facebook You'll never believe what happens next."

"On Canadian twitter they should give us 148 characters. We have extra U's in words like colour & the ""eh"" we need to add at the end."

"If I can eat or drink it in less than two minutes, don't tell me it's 3.5 servings."

"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?"

"My mailbox is overflowing, my spam folder and junk folder rival each other in size, and I keep procrastinating on dealing with it... But one day I'm gonna go clean all that up, you just wait and DNC."

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff badum tss"

"Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man? he had to much baggage"

"What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven Sorry"

"Eating With The Shakes If a person with Parkinson's is eating a brownie, Is it ""Brownie in motion""?"

"Everton fan, Colonel Gaddafi's last wishes were that he should be buried in the number 18 Gascoigne shirt as he wanted to be buried in the Gaza strip."