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Joke of the Day

"How does Craig Venter drink beer? Shotgun method"

"I just got a PhD My penis enlargement operation went well. Now I am proud to have a Pretty huge Dick."

"when life gives you lemons, be thankful it didn't give you cancer"

"SC shooting suspect Dylan Roof has been apprehended. He was charged with impersonating a police officer."

"A squiggly red line should appear under people who are wrong for you"

"I like my women like I like my olive oil Extra virgin and black"

"What's a pig's favourite casino game? Porker."

"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change cuz I don't want to get up and find the remote."

"When are they going to bring slavery back? I am tired of looking for a job."

"They should come out with a CSI Atlanta, with an all black cast. But each episode would be about finding who murdered the English language."