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Joke of the Day
"How does Craig Venter drink beer? Shotgun method"
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"Public restrooms are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet and is wearing heels on one pair."
"What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla? Just one hair."
"NARRATOR: When camping be wary of savage bears trying to take your food *camera pans to a bear holding glass of wine with a wtf expression"
"The worst part of a photographic memory is keeping all the negatives."
"At the Bar I was not drunk.. ...At morning I discovered me on my bed but nude!!"
"I want someone to push me up against the wall.. lean in.. and softly whisper... ""I'll do your housework for you"""
"I added Michael J Fox as a friend on Instagram... He likes every single one of my photos."
"The last stall in the bathroom at work Has a really, noisy creaky door when you open it. There's some scary shit going on in there......."
"I tried writing with a broken pencil... until I realized there was no point."