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Joke of the Day

"I added Michael J Fox as a friend on Instagram... He likes every single one of my photos."

"Want to play the rape game? ""Nope"" Ah, that's the spirit."

"An unemployed engineer gets lost while going to a job interview at the navy base Woops, wrong sub."

"At this point, I'm pretty sure the main reason Donald Trump ran for president was to get more Twitter followers"

"There was a murder at the mime convention Everyone was left speechless"

"Why do hunters close one eye before shooting? Because if they close the other, they can't see!"

"Whats the difference between a Pope and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he is around 12."

"Did you hear about that broom on the news?? It's sweeping the nation"

"What do you call a ceramicist with a beard? A Harry Potter"

"I do laundry so infrequently that anything not filthy feels fancy. ""Woah two clean socks? What is this, prom night!?"""