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Joke of the Day
"Keep microwaving fish in the office and stop wondering why you never get a desk by the windows."
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"""Just Be yourself"" is something I rarely hear from people who know me well."
"The penis is a really strong organ... ... because it can take a beating"
"Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!"
"Her: what's your favorite thing about our date tonight? Me: that it's almost over"
"Yo mama is so poor... ... ducks throw bread at her."
"how many screws hold together a lesbians bed? None it's all tongue and groove"
"How many SJW's does it take to change a 90w lightbulb? Did you just assume my wattage??? FLICKERED"
"the most efective way to clean ur room, start a creative project, run errands, cook, brush ur teeth and take a shower is to study for a exam"