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Joke of the Day
"Why can't R2D2 walk? Because he has MS-DOS"
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"You heard about the first woman to ever die of a marijuana overdose? She was giving Snoop Dogg a rim job and he farted."
"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog."
"I saw on the news Boy George's bearded dragon has attacked and bitten his housekeeper 6 times in the last month I reckon he needs a calmer chameleon."
"Sometimes I like to pretend I am a cat ...and ignore my wife until it is dinner time"
"How do redneck Na'vi get their skin tone? Blue Genes... I'll be here all week"
"What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together we can stop this shit."
"A pothead, a rapist and a dog killer walk into a bar. The Steelers must be in town."
"Scottage Cheese"
"The fastest land animal is a guy that sees a woman about to go through his phone"