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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? Klondike"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?"

"There are two things that I will never get... There are two things that I will never get - why women can't stay in the kitchen and a girlfriend."

"Let me be clear, I don't want to die alone. However I want to be left completely alone until that moment."

"How would you describe frankenstein's birth? Shocking!"

"What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple? iPatch"

"How tall is Luke Skywalker? Six foot force :)"

"So a black kid asks his dad..."

"Do you come from heaven? Did it hurt when you landed on your face?"

"I was asked earlier today on my view on lesbian relationships. Apparently in ""HD"" was the wrong answer."