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Joke of the Day

"After cribbing about yet another one of my Pranks, I told my girlfriend that she ""Can't take a Joke"" ""I let u put your cock in me don't I"" she replied."

"Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?"

"What happens in BSDM when you fuck the wrong person? Oops, wrong sub."

"Started to travel back in time to kill Hitler, but then I decided to be more efficient and went back and shot Adam and Eve instead."

"Experts determine Super Bowl blackout was an electrical issue, also determine grass has a green issue."

"When I see crate of kittens in a pet store I think ""oh a crazy cat lady starter kit!"""

"How many cross-dressers live near Manchester? Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address."

"ME: On the one hand, I have this weird rash. And on the other hand DATE: ?? ME: It's on both hands, I should probably see a doctor"

"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass.......... The doctor described his condition as stable."

"[French restaurant] DANIEL: Promise me, not again MIYAGI: Promise. [raises hand] Garcon? [waiter comes] D: Don- M: [waves hand] Garcoff"