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Joke of the Day
"In Soviet Rusia: In soviet rusia, we post webs on the cat!"
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"Procrastination Paradox... If you come in last in a procrastination contest because you procrastinated, does that make you the best or worst at procrastinating...???"
"What do you call a blond woman who dyes her hair brown? Her name, you asshole."
"What do the letters DNA stand for ? National Dyslexic Association"
"Every time Guy Fieri forgets to call it ""Hotlanta"" Chester Cheetah magically appears to remove one flame from his shirt."
"What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !"
"You can consider yourself lucky in life, if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you're sleeping with."
"What did the tv get for Christmas? Replaced"
"Why was a 9 year old allowed on a shooting range. In my school yoyo's were banned after Jenny got a black eye doing an 'Around the World'"
"Would you go into the woods? -Tiger Wood"