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Joke of the Day

"Hogwart's basketball team is the worst in all the wizarding world They could only score 9 in 3 quarters."

"What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches? They Neverland."

"Why was six afraid of seven? (twist) Because seven was a registered six offender."

"Best Place to hide.. Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic"

"What is a ferret funeral? Serious business"

"Heard this one from my 8 year old and couldn't stop laughing Q: Who made King Arthur's table round? A: Sir Cumference"

"Did you hear about the cow who tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster."

"I need to stop Binge thinking."

"Yoshi meets Mario's parents. ""Nice to meet you, it's about time he's been riding me for years."""