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"Your momma's so fat....she tried to upload a selfie to the Internet and got an error ""Not Enough Storage Space"""
"Two-thirds of America's Funniest Home Video winners spent their prize money on heroin."
"My Boss asked me to put two pieces of wood together... I nailed it! My friend Steve figured I would of screwed it up."
"What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children? Jose and Hose B"
"I played Lady Gaga at Texas hold 'em. I lost because I fucking suck at cards."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends quicker for fat people."
"I'm trying get a job as a geometry teacher... Because I want to make at least 6 figures."
"Apparently you're not supposed to tell ""That's what she said jokes"" during the Board meeting because it's ""inappropriate"""
"forgive me Father for I have sinned, this is my fourth slice of pizza"