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Joke of the Day

"What was the radioactive senior citizen's super power? Gramma Rays"

"aliens took me up to on their ship but i have no time for that drama so i just jumped out"

"Whenever fat people tell you they are on a diet, it just means they started dabbing their pizza with a napkin to get some of the grease off."

"Husband: I'm going to take kids to do something fun today so you can relax. Me: sounds awesome! H: Will you get them ready for me?"

"What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike? On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything."

"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? So he could get a long little doggy!"

"What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders? At las!"

"How do you determine the sex of a chromosome? Pull down its genes"

"what do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain. Edit: meowntain. Happy now??"